My binoculars are waterproof

Its cold, grey, and windy...its wet...but my binoculars are waterproof! What am I doing in the house? To the woods! Meet nature on its own terms! Not for me the hot chocolate, warm comforter, television entertainment! The real world awaits, raw, unretouched, refusing to cater to my desire for comfort and convenience. Celebrate the gift of this day ... my binoculars are waterproof!